Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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