it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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