ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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