How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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