I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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