haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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