I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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