this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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