Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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