I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
why is half of my head shaved?
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