you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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