I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Help. Why am I so naked?
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