i think my mom watched the whole time
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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