That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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