If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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