Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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