Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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