i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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