turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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