Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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