school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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