i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
3 2 1 whiskey
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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