My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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