dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
its liver damage thursday
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