I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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