i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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