Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
