Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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