Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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