Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
