Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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