Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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