Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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