In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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