Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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