we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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