I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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