ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
