i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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