i permit you to call me
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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