Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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