What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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