dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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