we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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