So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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