At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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