Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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