the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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