I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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