He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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