i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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