And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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