Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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