I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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