"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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